It's Official. Penn State Sucks yet again. They're off to a great 2 and 4 start, and, at 0 and 3 in the Big Ten, make the kids at Northwestern proud of themselves again.

I want Joe Paterno to give me back the hours of my life I've wasted watching his shitty teams these last few years.

I need to reconfirm my belief that Professional Athletes are merely Prostitutes, doing things with their bodies for money that most of us would do for fun.

To extrapolate, I guess then that Amateur and College athletes are just Sluts.

There are just to many better things to do on a Sunny Fall Saturday Afternoon.