Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Because Cat Cartoons are Popular...


You'll dread the day you learn how many words
your cat understands. Posted by Hello

Sunday, March 20, 2005

The Evil Dr. Palindrome!


Parts to O'Brian. Air Bootstrap. Posted by Hello
This started out with me trying to come up with a St. Patrick's Day palindrome.
I kicked around several keywords, I really wanted to make something work around "potato famine", but no luck. ...then decided to try Irish surnames.

I need therapy.
...or perhaps a girlfriend.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

The Latest U.S. Pez Dispensers.


New Pez dispensers! Posted by Hello

The New StarWars assortment is out, and the new figures include Emperor Palpatine, a revised Chewbacca, and The death Star! I personally look forward to the epic battle between Emperor palpatine and The Heffalump in Episode Three.

The Glow-In-The-Dark Palpatine (with the black robe) is a Wal-Mart Exclusive figure.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

f-ARTjoke


How Saint Patrick Really Drove the Snakes Out of Ireland. Posted by Hello

Friday, March 11, 2005

MODOK The Menace!


Look at that evil grin. I bet he's dreaming
he just assassinated Tony Stark! Posted by Hello

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

New Products aimed at the Rap Music Demographic...


Now put your long ears in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care... Posted by Hello

Dammmmn! I hope homie don't bust a cap in TastyKake's ass when he find out these have coconut in 'em.

Word to your Grandmother.

The Evil Dr. Palindrome!


Only an Evil Doctor would Veto Medicaid, right?
Yeah. I know..I tried to make this one make sense, really, I did.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Lordy, Lordy, Look Who's 40



This is a scan of the card I sent to Misun Oh, of the zine Tearjerker, who enters
zinester adulthood today. One of Us, Minty, One of Us!

Happy Birthday, Queen Cat!

Friday, March 04, 2005

f-ARTjoke


Salon Des Scent
(after an 1897 poster by Alphonse Mucha) Posted by Hello

Actually I based this on a line-art rendition I found in a Mucha coloring book. Yeah. I can't believe somebody made a Mucha coloring book, either. I was able to find an image of the original poster, which I display below only so you can see how litle justice my line does to the fine deco stylings of Monsieur Mucha.


here's a shot of my victim Posted by Hello

Thursday, March 03, 2005

The Evil Dr. Palindrome!


Yes. I think being a Yankees Fan makes Doc Palindrome Evil. Posted by Hello

Not that I'm any fan of Baseball, or professional sports in general. If I were any kind of fan, I'd take more time to care about what a Yankees or Orioles uniform really looked like, or what that danged bird mascot or even a stadium looked like.

Still it's that time of year when folks around here are excited because the Orioles still have a perfect record, and they think they might be able to retain that beyond Opening Day now that they've added Sammy to their roster. To namedrop another team's mascot, WaHoo!

Me, I simply recognized that Sosa's name has "Os" in it when reversed, and thus I had to draw this.
I know that no self-respecting Yankees fan would ever utter an epithet as tame as "Rats!", but then I figure that there are plenty of the vermin in Yankee Stadium, (some don't even buy tickets) so it was appropriate.