BenT Investigates eBay!
I did some fun ebay searching today.
a keyword search for "useless crap" returned no items when I searched titles, but 438 items when I searched titles AND descriptions.
searching "grot" turned up 3 items by title, not surprisingly all in the UK, and 323 items by Title and Description.
"utter puke" brought up no items under either method, as did "barfo", which is odd for me, because I've bought stuff on eBay before that I've pulled up by searching for "barfo". (Those Topps' 'Barfo Family' candy dispensers.)
"stuff you can't afford" returned 605 items when I searched titles and descriptions.
"stuff you don't want" returned 32,645 items.
"tits" brings up no items, but "boobies" pulled up 40 under titles, and 158 items under titles and descriptions.
"wonderful masterpiece" pulled up 1 and 3044 items.
"piece of shit" gets no returns, but "piece of shite" returned 26 items when i search descriptions. Oddly, the majority of the items were for Barbies, kids clothes, and angel figurines.
"BenT" returns 46,105 items, and two of those are actually my work.
I don't know what this all means, other than there's really nothing but crap on TV tonight.