A Small Stash of Vintage Mini-Comics I found in Ohio...

Recently I took a trip to Columbus, Ohio for the Small Press Alternative Comics Expo (SPACE). Before I left, I stopped in at an old Head Shop called "Monkey's Retreat". They had a box of old mini comics, surely not in the best shape but still readable, and still with the original sale prices!

here are some scans.


I promise that the next post I make here will be a new cartoon by me.


"Tales From Private Hells" (1987) by Dony Mahoney, Tim Fuster, Jim Black and others.

"Plain Loon's Cosmic House" (1983) by Michael Roden, and "Z" #17 (1980) by Bob Stewart

some interior pages from Micheal Roden's mini-comic. Really wild op-art collage effect. There's an online catalog of his stuff here:
http://homepage.mac.com/dalecoovert/roden.html

a page from Mark Martin and Eric Mayer's jam mini, "Why Me?". the nifty use of the blue spot color is repeated elsewhere to great effect. Mark was also a regular contributor to STUFF, and went on to Alt-Comics fame with Gnatrat and Montgomery Wart and 20 Nude Dancers 20 , among other great stuff. Here's mark's site: http://www.markmartin.net/

some issues of "STUFF" (1986), a mini-anthology edited by Brad Foster.

The Evil Dr. Palindrome!

I'm still putting together new books for the S.P.A.C.E. show next weekend, so here's another classic Dr. Palindrome...

It's almost Prom season again, so this one is kinda timely.

New BenT Mini-Comic: I Am A Rock

Page 10 from "I Am A Rock"

page 11

If I don't update here for a couple weeks, it's because I'm hard at work in my spare time getting new mini-comics ready for the SPACE convention in Columbus, Ohio on April 16th.

I have three new books in various stages of production right now. The panels above are two pages from the new mini that I just finished the scanning on.
"I Am A Rock" turns the Simon and Garfunkel song into a parody about The Thing (from marvel's Fantastic Four comics)

if you want to have first crack at my new work, get to SPACE. http://www.backporchcomics.com/space.htm

Any remaining copies of the new books will be available thru my website shortly after the show.

Because Cat Cartoons are Popular...

You'll dread the day you learn how many words
your cat understands.

The Evil Dr. Palindrome!

Parts to O'Brian. Air Bootstrap.
This started out with me trying to come up with a St. Patrick's Day palindrome.
I kicked around several keywords, I really wanted to make something work around "potato famine", but no luck. ...then decided to try Irish surnames.

I need therapy.
...or perhaps a girlfriend.

The Latest U.S. Pez Dispensers.

New Pez dispensers!

The New StarWars assortment is out, and the new figures include Emperor Palpatine, a revised Chewbacca, and The death Star! I personally look forward to the epic battle between Emperor palpatine and The Heffalump in Episode Three.

The Glow-In-The-Dark Palpatine (with the black robe) is a Wal-Mart Exclusive figure.

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How Saint Patrick Really Drove the Snakes Out of Ireland.

MODOK The Menace!

Look at that evil grin. I bet he's dreaming
he just assassinated Tony Stark!

New Products aimed at the Rap Music Demographic...

Now put your long ears in the air, and wave 'em like you just don't care...

Dammmmn! I hope homie don't bust a cap in TastyKake's ass when he find out these have coconut in 'em.

Word to your Grandmother.

The Evil Dr. Palindrome!

Only an Evil Doctor would Veto Medicaid, right?
Yeah. I know..I tried to make this one make sense, really, I did.

Lordy, Lordy, Look Who's 40

This is a scan of the card I sent to Misun Oh, of the zine Tearjerker, who enters
zinester adulthood today. One of Us, Minty, One of Us!

Happy Birthday, Queen Cat!

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Salon Des Scent
(after an 1897 poster by Alphonse Mucha)

Actually I based this on a line-art rendition I found in a Mucha coloring book. Yeah. I can't believe somebody made a Mucha coloring book, either. I was able to find an image of the original poster, which I display below only so you can see how litle justice my line does to the fine deco stylings of Monsieur Mucha.


here's a shot of my victim

The Evil Dr. Palindrome!

Yes. I think being a Yankees Fan makes Doc Palindrome Evil.

Not that I'm any fan of Baseball, or professional sports in general. If I were any kind of fan, I'd take more time to care about what a Yankees or Orioles uniform really looked like, or what that danged bird mascot or even a stadium looked like.

Still it's that time of year when folks around here are excited because the Orioles still have a perfect record, and they think they might be able to retain that beyond Opening Day now that they've added Sammy to their roster. To namedrop another team's mascot, WaHoo!

Me, I simply recognized that Sosa's name has "Os" in it when reversed, and thus I had to draw this.
I know that no self-respecting Yankees fan would ever utter an epithet as tame as "Rats!", but then I figure that there are plenty of the vermin in Yankee Stadium, (some don't even buy tickets) so it was appropriate.

Edmund Scientific: The World's Unluckiest Man.

The Good News: We've Outsourced all Employee Deaths Overseas.
The Bad News: You, Ed, have killed Three Indonesian Children this month.

The Evil Dr. Palindrome!

I know some of you are thinking, "So, Dr. Palindrome is a sexist! That's certainly Evil of him!"

You should stop for a moment and consider that perhaps you, the reader, are the one who is Evil, for the dirty things you infer when you see this drawing. Perhaps the good doctor is truly feeling tired, and desires a nap on yon mattress before they film the next episode of his little drama. perhaps he is summoning the propmistress, who, admittedly, dresses rather strangely, to take proper care of his sword until the next performance.

Oh! NOW you think I'm implying sexual favors when I use the phrase "...take proper care of his sword..." You have a rather dirty mind, Dear Reader. Have you considered Therapy?


NO! I don't mean SEX Therapy! Sheesh! Where does it end with you? Go to confession, you Pervert!

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The Night Wind
(after the watercolor of the same name by Charles Burchfield)

I found a print of the original painting in an old portfolio from MOMA that was in a used book sale.
I can't find the original image on line, but I'll scan a bit of it in for you, so you can see what inspired me to add the hooded figure with the gas problem:


a segment of the original Burchfield piece

Here's a link to more of Burchfield's work:
http://americanart.si.edu/highlights/artworks.cfm?id=GM&StartRow=12

The Evil Dr. Palindrome!

There were two ways I could have gone with this one. I thought about showing the Doctor refusing to bet on a golf game. But then I figured that if he was an evil doctor, he would be cheating on the golf course, right?

I also considered using the computer interpretation of "links", but then I wouldn't get to draw the doctor in ugly plaid sportsclothes.

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The Wielder of The Thunderbutt
(after a Tibetan woodblock print depicting Chana Dorje)

I hope I haven't upset my Karmic balance by drawing this. Please note that in the interest of fairness I am more than willing to draw cartoons of any religion's deities farting. It's just a matter of inspiration whenever I get to your particular deity.

The Evil Dr. Palindrome!

Don't believe what they tell you about those late fees.

Well I finally got a new scanner, so I can start posting my new cartoons whenever I get Off my ass and draw one. The new scanner is different from the HP I had before, so it may take me some time to learn all the intricacies of the new software. ( such as getting the thing to not scan in my blue pencil!)

As I post this cartoon that I drew last week, all the stations are warning us that Blockbuster has a whole mess of hidden charges waiting for you if you bring back a video late. I knew there would be a catch. I hope they scrap the program altogether, and go back to the one-week rentals with late fees. It's hard enough to find a copy of a lesser-known or independent film in stock at the video store. All I can foresee is more difficulty finding an available copy of the movies that I like to watch - the ones that I'm lucky if Blockbuster stocks one or two copies of.
It's hard enough to find one of those at the store, it can only get tougher if lazy customers don't have a deadline to bring it back.

Blockbuster doesn't need to change its old system. People just need to learn that you don't rent a movie unless you know you're going to have time to watch it before it's due back.